skibidiah shrimp dick

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

notice how everyones 30 now

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

fuck.

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

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I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight