skibidiah shrimp dick

Please stop he is drowning.....

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

trauma dumpling

🥟

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team