PRIMA

I have GOT to stop spending $30

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?

😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

Swim across like Kratos.

casting spell of : i dont think that's true

coke zero themed abortion

probably gonna go through some weird and unknown phase of my life soon

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog