she will be loved

This is even funnier if you know that Christie did not learn about poisons because she became a mystery writer, rather that she specifically became a writer of mysteries because she already had extensive knowledge of poisons due to her World War I training as a nurse and dispenser.

love the mental image of christie handing doyle her tea for a second n he just starts drinking it

my econ teacher has been trying to teach about scarcity by having a limited amount of graph paper available for students who don’t have any (she has the last few pages in a pad and when it’s gone, it’s gone) but it’s very undercut by the fact that i have a whole pad and i’ll let people have a piece whenever they need it

she’s teaching scarcity, you’re teaching the value of sharing a resource when you have enough to spare

YES EXACTLY!!!!!

She's also the person that creates the need for the paper for assignments in the first place

Local Teacher Accidentally Teaches Students How To Resist Capitalism

Watching people on twitter vehemently deny fatphobia’s existence while being extremely fatphobic is so funny to watch. Everybody loves “natural bodies” unless they’re overweight huh Bc we all know we can accurately guess somebody’s entire health status just from a number on a scale!

it’s just blowing me Bc people are constantly talking about body dysmorphia, disordered eating, and unrealistic body standards but....nobody wants to acknowledge that it’s normal to be fat? That it is OKAY to be fat? People starve their children, monitor their weight, they’ll break up with partners for gaining weight, some people don’t even think fat people are attractive at all or automatically call them lazy for just...existing. All that projection Bc they’re scared of fatness and the idea of being fat legitimately bothers thin people (most of whom are unhealthy themselves) to the point where they oppress and bully fat people for having the audacity to EXIST

fuck your gifvs and fuck your webps these are not real file formats they were made in a lab to piss me off

This was the best scene in the whole series

Scenes like this are great, because they go into religious horror without making the entire faith evil. Having a demon plainly state that the bishop is an arsehole and deserves hell is always a good plot, especially when the demon IS correct.

@drukhari

I love pasta and bread and enjoying myself

if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood

Men who are over 6 ft are fruity

What do you need to be that tall for? To hold other men?

and don’t even get me started on men under 6 ft. why are you so short? to be held by another man?

Why can't people be their height and people stop caring?

I'm a homophobe

i also am a homophobe

My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.

this is very comforting

studies show that I literally did not ask

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

Or the one where someone made a post about their childhood fear of vampires and someone changed it to Danny Devito