Fire Emblem

Me: *plays video games to avoid my problems* Me in game: *puts off main quest to avoid my character’s problems*

This is too accurate

-listened to all of Seliph’s 5 Star speaking parts and is laying facedown on the ground- Such… a good young man that I want to support with every fiber of my being…

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

A god fell in love with a mortal woman. “I cannot bear to live without you,” he told her, “so I will grant you immortality.” So he made her a goddess and took her to dwell with him in the realm of the gods, where she met all the other women he couldn’t bear to live without.

Subverting all of your expectations, it turns out that they’re his sister and his 50 cats and dogs. You don’t regret becoming a goddess now.

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math.