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The more I think about it the funnier the concept of this episode is. They really sat down and said: let’s discuss our dating history. And the dating history is: I once spent 5 minutes with a man who wasn’t you, hated it. Truly podcast episode of all time. Give those men another golden headphone.

nobody ever believes me when I list off all of the ways that humans are significantly less sexually dimorphic than people seem to believe and it drives me batshit insane. “you’re denying the biological reality of sex” well you’re sticking your fingers in your ears and saying lalalala every time anyone presents you with data that confirms that women and men aren’t really that different. and refusing to come to terms with the two-way relationship between the “biological” and “social” worlds. I think one of us is ignoring the biological sciences here and it isn’t me

2015 phan. What a beautiful time to be alive.

2025 phan. What a beautiful time to be alive.

our lady of sorrows changed the fucking game they rly were just like STAND!!!!!!!!!!upfuckintalldontletthemseeyourbackand TAKE!!!!!!myfuckinhandandneverbeafraidaGAAAAIN and we were supposed to do what???? just SIT there?????? take it?????? NOT invest our livelihoods in them????? bro what a fuckin adrenaline rush. holy shit

everything they’ve ever had to overcome leading them to dan jumping around in a skirt and doing his make up for real and feeling himself and phil in pink short shorts indulging him and dan stepping between phil’s legs to protect his dignity and phil calling dan so pretty without joking even a little bit and them having fun and being silly together and proudly proclaiming they’ve won life…