Preying Mantises

This is how I get @mountroseminnesota to leave the club.

@preyingmantises you picking me up

This is 100% accurate.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO

2017: Why not?

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

@mountroseminnesota?

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

@horuscriez and @mountroseminnesota

Fridays at 4 pm

@preyingmantises

Same

me @preyingmantises

Same

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

@mountroseminnesota

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

2016 U OWE ME

Important

Me coming in late to work