Heather | She/Her

This is the most soot sprite looking cat I’ve ever seen and I love it.

I really like when older folks make funny videos. There’s no age cutoff for having a sense of humor or being silly.

I watched this 6 times and by the end of it I had devolved into full on old man wheezing, goose honk, stomach ache, tears streaming down my face laughter. 💀

two outta three aint bad

i know being a romantic isn't the most practical of characteristics, but it just makes everything in life shine a little brighter, taste a little sweeter.

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don’t give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

Saving the monster is just as much of a power fantasy as slaying the monster.

Incidentally, so is being the monster.

Incidentally, so is laying the monster

Image Description: Guillermo Del Toro pointing upwards with both hands. End ID.