full-time villain fucker

step 1: mitosis

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

when the really good fic author only has 1 story for each of their 35 fandoms. see you in another life brother.

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything