full-time villain fucker

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

movie producer gf: i can fix her in post

I can and will get more weird the longer I live which is especially good because I intend to live forever

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

it really was a market research season i can’t believe they had dean tell mary about john knowing all the words to led zeppelin and episodes later we find out dean gave cas a mix tape of led zeppelin songs what was the bts comments for this i need to know information about this research if they kill me one day and ask for my last wish do you think id get information on this

it’s a gift you keep those is insane do you understand that’s insane

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner