full-time villain fucker

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

every time im standing on a rly high up place i think about how much i wish the sail cloth from zelda were real and mine

There really is a game people are playing and I don’t know I just I just don’t know how to participate

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

you've been summoned for july duty

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Whats up ladies i im several years behind

random niche hill ill die on is that i think all languages should be called whatever they call themselves in that language. if it's español en español it should be español in english. what the hell is a spanish anyways.

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

not to be dramatic but i miss everyone and wish everything was different

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

This is what 22 year olds on Tumblr are like