full-time villain fucker

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

studies reveal most people quit beating the dead horse just before it comes back to life. keep beating

Insane how supernatural is 15 seasons long and everything is under explored. What were they doing for 15 years?

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here