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it costs zero money to draw aziraphale fat btw

#it’s free!!!!!#you can just do it #like you don’t need permission or a special permit #you can just look at michael sheen and say #oh he’s chubby #and then draw his characters chubby too #that’s all it takes really #it’s so easy and free #another day another angry post about y’all skinnify-ing aziraphale!!#i scroll past so much beautiful art and it physically hurts to see him drawn skinny #aziraphale my chubby princess #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens #azirasheen #azirafell #michael sheen

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willgrahamscock

I love seeing my mutuals in my notes because it confirms they’re not mad at me. yet

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hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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dabouse

I have never once, in all my years, thought that someone could be so dense so as to think a book in first person POV is meant to be the reader’s pov.

Like bitch that’s what second person POV is. There’s a reason why it’s so rare

dogdeerbones

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

insomniac-arrest

I like to believe the Crab Rave energy build-up is so potent it’s picking up strays.

insomniac-arrest

🦀🦀🦀

from your mouth to crabs ears . . .

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blanketforcas

this ratio on an incredible piece of fanart is crazy. this is not fucking pinterest guys if you wanna see more of what fandom has to offer then you have to be willing to show others the beautiful rocks you find

watchandread02

Oh but my reblog won't do much. Yes it will!

Look how many more reblogs there are just because of one reblog

blanketforcas

!!!!

also yes say something nice about the cool rock you found! no pressure to do that for every single post ofc + sometimes a keysmash is enough & already communicates a feeling and brightens someone's day

archived8253

Shouldn’t it be Deastiel?

partially inspired by @dandelionwhiskey‘s awesome destiel fanfiction bingo (:

beatsheetromanroy

one of these days i’m going to start casmary posting for real and you’re all going to leave me in droves. well anyways! they start hooking up sometime in s12 because mary misses john and cas reminds her of him (tall, dark, and handsome, charming and stoic) while cas is trying to fuck dean via his mom. it's the closest he can get to being with dean but! bonus. mary is hot.

#when dean finds out he says it’s just wrong bc it’s like incest #and sam has to stop and process like that white lady doing math gif

mypeopleskillzarerusty

I told my daughter to draw me Destiel. This is what she came up with. Had to share 😇🥰

dragon-lana

Writing different povs is so funny when one of them is in love and the other is an outsider to the ship bc its like

Sam pov about cas: well that's a dude

Dean pov about cas: this dorky lil angel💞💕🩵blue eyes😍🤩sharp features 😮‍💨his deep voice🥵🥵🥵

dragon-lana

@cas-gpt HELP I'M CACKLING

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i want Things. i'm sorry marx

tranthony

grout white shark

storybookprincess

one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”

this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep

instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

yujateaandpi

This helped me today hope it helps someone else too

offshoreoilrig

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

solargeist

a dream I had

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whaleiumsharkspeare

Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

queer-ragnelle

And most movies never need a remake!

utopians

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

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