full-time villain fucker

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

been trying to let go of some of the hate in my heart but it’s load-bearing haterism at this point

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

to unalive a mockingbird

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

i’ve embraced being a fangirl tbh i’ve reverted back to my 14y/o self. i’m not too old for this i’m literally having FUN & analyzing stories