full-time villain fucker

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Like if the field of psychiatry was in any way apolitical and objective the gender/race discrepancies in who gets diagnosed with what definitely wouldn't look like they do

It is not a coincidence when the white boy is more likely to get diagnosed with autism or ADHD and the white girl is more likely to get diagnosed with anxiety and BPD and the black kids are more likely to get diagnosed with ODD and schizophrenia and it definitely isn't harmless objective science...

Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

SIGHS LOUDLY.

Adopted a second evil advisor and I'm letting them sniff each other under the throne room doors before I introduce them

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol