full-time villain fucker

I’m going to (remembers suicide jokes worsen mental health) …be out of England for six months. I intend to take a studio in Paris and shut myself up until I finish a great picture I have in my head.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.