Vulcan

It’s the one where Kirk attacked Lurch with a giant penis

#I’m convinced everybody on the enterprise just called in sick on the day they reviewed the prime directive#like#What do you mean I can’t use revolutionary medicine a century before it’s been invented?#why can’t i romance this 1930’s girl with philisophical quotes that have yet to be quoted and also with the fact that i’m from the future?#I thought the prime directive was to look cool while cruising at warp 5 (via

are we ever going to talk about how you have to get actual permission from both your captain and doctor in order to have sex with an alien

For everyone wondering about this:

this is hilarious

sdfsldkfslkj this is the part of Bones’s job he hates the most, going through all the forms on his PADD to give the green-light to all these potential sexual encounters he just WISHES HE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE but you know he actually DOES SOME RESEARCH to see if people will be COMPATIBLE whereas Jim just ticks the box, all, FREE LOVE, BONES and Bones has to be like GODDAMMIT DID YOU EVEN READ THE FILE, JIM, THEY DON’T EVEN HAvE ORIFICES and Jim is like, wow, Bones, they can still have fun, don’t judge

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