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we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

BEST KIND OF PUPPY. 

NEIL JOSTEN

Amazing