dorm mates with haikyuu boys~
what if you were housemates with haikyuu boys?
*post timeskip spoilers/spoilers for anime-onlys*
this is no romance no fluff, just purely a what-if scenario,,,, bc honestly i don't think some characters have romance in their brains. no romance. only volleyball. HAHA
* clean apartment is 10/10 because of hinata. he's quite meticulous ("everything is related to volleyball! so i must be good at everything, even cleaning up" his devotion to the sport is admirable. u get clean common spaces. win-win)
* his routine from brazil has pretty much transplanted into his life back in japan
* he's quite aware of your sleep schedule so he is quiet in the mornings. probably cos he is used to having a housemate when he was staying with pedro.
* talking about pedro, he probably stays over on the couch when he visits hinata, but that's beside the point here, and anyway pedro only visited once and stayed only a couple days before hinata whisked him off on a small tour of god knows where else in japan
* hinata wakes up early. like early early, 5am or earlier type. goodness knows how he does it tbh but he goes on his runs at 5am, and it's like at least an hour long run. you feel exhausted just thinking about it.
* he comes back around 6 or 630, and then meditates, and then around 730 after a clean shower, he begins to make breakfast. you get woken up by the smell of food around 8am
* honestly you weren't an early riser until hinata came along because the food smells amazing and he started making u an extra share.
* so now u have breakfast, and u split the grocery costs with him.
* sometimes you knock out at 4am in the morning and you don't wake up for breakfast. he'll pack it nicely for you and leave a note on how best to heat it up, as well as how long it can be left out for ("i've left fish and miso soup in the fridge today! warm up in microwave 60s at a time, 3min total, on a ceramic plate." "onigiri good until 3pm, throw if any later cos i used last nights salmon leftovers")
* generally he's always out and about so u don't see him often in the house. he rarely has parties or guests, preferring to head to their place instead.
* he doesn't come back late most days unless he's at a friend's place, usually he's back by 8 or 9pm to start his evening routines. he sleeps early. 10pm
* hinata sleeps like a rock. nothing can wake him up except two things: 1. his alarm but only at 5am, 2. his special ringtone for important people (as far as you know it's only his best friend(?) kageyama, and his long distance boyfriend oikawa you also know those two do not like each other every much from the conversations you overheard)
* those two are also coincidentally have been the only two that hinata has had over as guests.
* his other team members did help him to move in, and there was this insufferable piss-blonde-hair guy that kept flirting with u. the tall quiet guy with the two moles was cute tho. (you learn their names over random dinners and meals with hinata as he talks about the team. u watch their matches and decide that atsumu is truly insufferable despite his looks and sakusa is really really hot. you also think bokuto is really cute, a bear-puppy combo of a volleyball player)
* sometimes hinata works out in the house.
* every single time that happens, you are surprised by the amount of muscle he has on him.
* he looks rlly yummy in that tan that never seemed to go away, covered in a thin layer of shimmery sweat as he repeats his sets. mmm eye candy
* admit it, you'll tap that if he didn't already have a boyfriend, an annoyingly handsome one who also is very hot (why are all the men in volleyball hot. so many muscles and like,,, tall,,,, and handsome,,,,, and hinata knows so many people. he really should introduce you to someone)
* anyway i don't think he purposefully introduces you to anyone for romantic purposes, but you get introduced to all sorts who come pick him up. truly, the darling of the v league
* you decide you like the loud puppy of a man, bokuto. you also like the non-bratty version of atsumu, osamu-san.
* you may have a small crush on kageyama, but the man's hopeless, absolutely no love brain cells at all.
* anyway hinata as a dorm mate is really the best u can ask for.
* neat, tidy, and accommodating
* has many good looking friends
* recommends food places and makes good food
* cleans when he is bored
* always interested in what u say
* will listen to your troubles
* dang u got a good deal, he's rlly just the ideal housemate
i'm going to make these into a series!
they were supposed to be short but they became long because i truly do not write the fics i start them and they write themselves
the characters have a life of their own and i'm just here like where did my plot line go
requests open, masterlist here (ｑβ’Μα΄-)β§
