Hoekage

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

*the fattest fucking sigh from the depths of my soul*

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

How are my sweetie pees

life gets better when you realise you can write the most vile, irredeemable, perverse fiction ever and no one can stop you

Tell me how pretty I look with it in my mouth

there’s a very specific aesthetic i’m going for on this blog and it’s called cool things i like

me leaving teethmarks on you is like a love branding... you're mine now

MARK ME.

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”