Alles gut

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that you’re very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I don’t particularly care. Therefore I’m perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I don’t need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.

My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.

Very fond of macrolabels, like “queer”, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in “none of your fucking business what’s in my pants and what I do with it and with whom”?

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

1v4 you coward

abba releasing new music feels as if da vinci had just dropped mona lisa 2

i blame studio ghibli for making me feel like the only place and time i could ever be happy is one summer day in 1980s japan