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thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

and-her-saints

Jesus, the Prisoner (art by me)

and-her-saints

do not piss me off.

#Content label was back in for me so i reported again…

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

toweringclam

befikra

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

befikra

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spin-the-wheel-polls

It's a zombie apocalypse and you are stuck in this place!

How are you doing?

great!

okay, I can make this work

Not great, probably can't make this work

A zombie

Dead (non-zombie related)

Results/it depends

Voting ended onJun 29

(zombies work by standard zombie rules, boarded doors and biting)

#im at the zoo and idk #like maybe i could lock myself in a cage #but what if they turn the animals into zombies #also are these fast zombies??

quantumshade

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

squirming-verm

Would you beat your current phone/computer wallpaper in a 1v1 fight?

I would pound their ass immediately.

I would, but I choose not too (for moral reasons).

Fair chances on both.

I would be the one getting slimed.

…what.

Voting ended onJun 24

*you have to provide an image

#pretty sure its the ocean so id be cooked!

i’m celebrating pride month by listening to songs that remind me of girls i used to date

#pride month #wlw #wlw yearning #wlw suffering #unfortunately my ex situationship is connected to quite a few bangers #and i made a whole breakup playlist after my ex

inthetags

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

saxifraga-x-urbium

#everyone was fleeing livejournal and came here#a place that is inferior in almost every aspect

#i think my cool alt/edgy friend was on it in high school and i too wanted to be cool alt and/or edgy

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kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#also baby carrots!

lordgolden

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

lordgolden

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

colourpickedpride

The Bisexual and Transgender pride flags colour picked from literally the most beautiful image of the moon ever

catharticscream

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

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#quordle #I’ve been kinda good at puzzles lately #maybe i will make it onto jeopardy one day!

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#quordle #also by the skin of my teeth haha

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#quordle #just in time!

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#lol accidentally solved this faster thn ever #quordle

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