whatever

t-shirt that says “i rely on pharmaceutical drugs to preform routine tasks”

Booty shorts that say “and then I don’t do them”

god they were crazy for this one

i hate when people start asking what sign i am. I am a sign from god. start running.

im at the science facility getting pumped full of supersoldier chemicals

this post always sends me

i just invented the sloppy jane (sloppy joe for girls)

the secret is to not cook the meat so it stays pink (woman) and can be enjoyed by females

McDonalds announces new "Minecraft" burger. 17 injured 4 found dead

they didn’t do that

i love lying

you’re sick

take care of yourselves always but especially now, in the twilight depression circle-camera era of the year,

im gonna be soooooo annoying tomorrow and then maybe after that and then after that and then after that and then maybe after that too

I honestly feel that working in a little old bookstore would solve all of my problems.