Pretentious Kitten

“adhd can’t be that bad, can it?”

Zoom on the crop in the second image doesn't help it at all.

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

I'm going to start traumacore posting on linkedin

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

It could be if we’re all brave enough

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”