Built From Fire

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

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it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

happy pride month to that guy on project runway who had his design insulted by karlie kloss and he told her that she could wear it to dinner with the kushners

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

“emasculating” is a euphemism for “demeaning in a way only women should have to suffer”

"why do you like this trait in female characters but not in male characters" because gender changes the dynamic

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say