me: ok so Grantire died for Enjolras.
my mom: but didn't Enjolras die for Grantire?
me: no-
my mom *interrupting me mid sentence in French accent*: no no no! I de for you! no I die for you you idiot! no i die for you, you frog eater!
me: Enjorlas dies for Patria
my mom *French accent*: nonono! I die for my girlfriend you moth licker!
me: Partia is France
My mom *still French*: I die for France! you flighty Francophile! *laughing in French*
*ME DYING*














