Preston

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

Harry “Headbanger” Bright? One of the biggest Gay Icons in cinema history. Only woman he loved was Lily James and that’s BEYOND valid. Asks her to sleep with him because she’s pretty and he’s never been with a girl before. Tries to chase her down in a grand romantic gesture but gives up at the first inconvenience. Doesn’t hear from her for 20 years but shows up for the Drama of it all. Announces he’s gay to an island full of strangers AT HIS DAUGHTERS WEDDING. Leaves a super important meeting in Japan to go back to Greece because he misses his daughter. Literally radiates chaotic gay energy in every scene. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

karamo….sis…..

Antoni is having a near death experience

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

I went to college with him and he’s honestly just like this

The journey of a man slipping into madness

The power rangers

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom