LOCK & KEY

Does anyone know what to do

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

happy pride

everyone is reblogging this and adding stuff along the lines of “this is me when i read fanfic at 3 am” when the context of this was a reddit post about a woman who kept getting abortions to fuel her breeding fetish while not having to actually raise a kid so i do not think that is you actually

hey girls what horrors have i missed

The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

how fast we all forgot about this