WITCH IMAGE.

Are you telling me the idea of a big intimidating scary guy having an obsessive crush with an adorable lady that runs a tiny bakery and banging the soul from her body on the counter while they’re both covered in flour and fuckery isn’t something the world needs?

— ☆ gimme a plot where muse a and muse b have been broken up for a little while, but one day muse a asks to meet up and confesses that they never told their parents that they broke up and they need muse b to pretend they're still together and go to some family event with muse a. cue pretending to still be in love, arguing about why they broke up in the first place, fake kisses that turn hungry, all the yearning and pining, one of them still being in the love with the other !! the possibilities are endless

muse a is a shy and awkward bridesmaid/groomsmen. muse b is the slightly younger and very rebellious sibling to the bride, who thinks muse a is a total fox.

this has probably been done before but i’ve been thinking about it all mfing day. how about a plot that’s like “your ex just broke up with me so i reached out to you in the dms and got to know you cause i wanna make him jealous, now we kinda have a thing and it wasn’t supposed to be serious but uh i think you’re falling for me and i think my original plan worked cause he texted me and said he wants to get back together. but i also think i might have feelings for you too and now i just feel guilty, ashamed and not sure what i should do.”

Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"