Not your average salsa

Performance art

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haha just like chicken

HOW???

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

This is an important message.

I will never NOT reblog this.

Very much needed this today

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and move it to his other eye.

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

butches don’t dress like men. men dress like butches and they do it wrong. signed god herself

seduce me with obscure knowledge of history

Nintendo and the ottoman empire existed during the same time