gregnant

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

collect my fetuses.

i am 80% sure that the main blog of a gimmick blog follows me because the gimmick blog keeps popping up in my notes like a really bad jumpscare

WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM. HOW DID YOU FIND THIS POST.

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That’s a lot of gimmicks

oh hey I’m a gimmick

Official ominous gimmick blog(s)

This post has been eaten! It tasted like green beans and skittles!

*sniff sniff* this post smells like a gimmick pile, you tell me what that smells like.

smells like you fuckers need to collect my pages

collect my blackout poetry

collect my blackout poetry

I just remembered the best Slenderblog poll and like what if I actually made a huge series of polls with a ton of slenderblogs with multiple rounds like a tournament

Submit your blogs to me, children. You have until next Friday.

How do I submit my blog

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

We're on Tumblr. Of course we stick jpegs into other jpegs

We’re on Tumblr. Of course I’m gonna reblog to the wrong blog.

We're on Tumblr. Of course I'm going to scream into the void about how shitty Chromebooks are.

We're on Tumblr. Of course our gimmicks will be more popular than all of our other blogs combined.

We on Tumblr. Of course we... impersonate capitalist corporations because we want to annoy each other.

We're on Tumblr. Of course we pretend to be a pregnant slenderman.

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

I want to fucking get you

I'm Getting You Too

getting you both so hard you explode

god I fucking love strawberries

ooghhh ohgg stummy hurty too many strawberries

And yes, there is indeed a time limit. There must be 10k notes by the end of April, or I will not fulfill the deed.

WAHT

@sparrowsortadrawzzz @matxhstixkers @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff ONE SEC LEMMIE GO THRU MY MOOTS

OH GOSH OKAY BET

@starsonist-chaos

@mothhq @cade-cant-function @itsnotanurlitsakeyboardsmash @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined let’s get this to 10k notes

@waafulls

Followers, kill

ok followers you know what to do

JWLSYWOENEEEEEEEEEEEE

Soldiers, charge!!

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I am three million feet tall. if you added my height to the chart thingy would it look like it accidentally got very stretched out?

You are 3 million feet wide. That child in you had three generations of family while being inside

with WHO??

so there's just... a bunch of identical children???

this troubles me greatly

Gimmick blogs are just glorified roleplay blogs

there is no glory in my blog