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New Year Starters

"Will you kiss me at midnight?"

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

"Got any champagne?"

"I'm got doing the ball drop this year."

"I'd rather be home than freezing outside."

"I really don't get the big deal."

"Here's hoping the new year is better than the last."

"New year, new me."

"Let's go out to celebrate."

"Want to go to a party?"

"This is the perfect way to ring in the new year."

"To health, happiness and good days."

"I don't drink, but thank you anyway."

"I don't feel well..."

"Did you just kiss me?"

"I don't care if it IS tradition, I'm not eating that."

"It really is nice out tonight."

"The stars are prettier than the fireworks."

"We don't have to go to a big party place. Maybe a restaurant?"

"Let's ring in the new year right."

"Are you drunk?"

"Can we go home?"

"Just you, me and a couple of silly hats. What do you say?"

"Hold my hand."

"I just want to go to bed early tonight. Does that make me old?"

"I think I drank too much."

"Let's get a cab."

"I'm not wearing those."

"You look silly."

"Does anyone know the words to Auld Lang Syne?"

#fh meme #3.3 #[ queued! ]

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FAMILY REFERENCES / SENTENCE STARTERS .

i : in reference to siblings .

❝ i’m not here to see you. i’m here to see your brother/sister. ❞

❝ so, how many siblings did you say you had again? ❞

❝ sometimes i wish i had a sibling or two. ❞

❝ where ever my brother/sister goes, i go. from now on. ❞

❝ i have a long lost sibling out there somewhere. ❞

❝ you are like my brother/sister. ❞

❝ you are brother/sister to me. ❞

❝ you are the brother/sister i never had. ❞

❝ no offense but, your brother/sister scares me. ❞

❝ if you brother/sister knew about us … come on. ❞

❝ me and my siblings don’t get along that well. ❞

❝ i never knew you had a brother/sister. why didn’t you tell me? ❞

❝ i always wondered what it would be like to have a twin. ❞

❝ for a twin, you all look nothing a like. ❞

❝ i have a twin brother/sister somewhere out there. ❞

❝ my brother/sister and i don’t get along anymore. ❞

❝ hey, we should invite your brother/sister to come with us. ❞

❝ me and your brother/sister, we might .. kind of … like each other. ❞

❝ my brother/sister would have liked you. ❞

❝ you remind me of my brother/sister. ❞

❝ sometimes i just think about what my brother/sister might do. ❞

❝ me and my siblings go everywhere together, what did you expect? ❞

❝ my brothers/sisters are always into trouble but not me. ❞

❝ i’m the only good sibling between me and my siblings.. ❞

ii : in reference to parents .

❝ so, your parents turned out to not be your actual parents.. ❞

❝ i didn’t realize we were at that point in our relation/friendship to meet parents. ❞

❝ i thought you might of wanted to meet my parents. ❞

❝ no offense but your mom(s)/dad(s) scare me. ❞

❝ i’m not sure that your parents like me very much. ❞

❝ wait, you want me to meet your parents? ❞

❝ my parents are going to freak out if they find out. ❞

❝ are you insane? my parents will kill me, bring me back, then kill me again! ❞

❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) are fighting again.. ❞

❝ your parents give me hope that love does last. ❞

❝ i don’t even get along with my own parents, let alone yours! ❞

❝ i think we should definitely call our parents. ❞

❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) will know what to do, trust me. ❞

❝ wait, you want me to lie to my parents? ❞

❝ my parents took my phone, so i couldn’t text or anything. ❞

❝ i can’t go, my parents want me to either stay in or go with them somewhere. ❞

❝ my mom(s)/dad(s) called yours and so, that’s how i know. ❞

❝ wait, my mom(s)/dad(s) called you? why? ❞

❝ my parents are grounding me, i’m not sneaking out anymore. ❞

❝ okay, just let me go ask my mom(s)/dad(s). ❞

❝ i asked my mom(s)/dad(s), she/he/they said no. ❞

❝ what your parents don’t know won’t hurt them, right? ❞

❝ hey, i think your mom(s)/dad(s) are starting to like me finally. ❞

❝ so, you just found out that you were actually adopted? ❞

iii : in reference to children .

❝ cute kid, is he/she yours? ❞

❝ do you have any kids? ❞

❝ wouldn’t you like to have kids some day? ❞

❝ how many kids would you want to have in the future? ❞

❝ do you ever think of having kids with me? ❞

❝ i have a kid, things are different now. ❞

❝ i’d rather hang out with my kid than hang out with you. ❞

❝ you can walk with me to pick my son/daughter up from school if you want. ❞

❝ i don’t think i’m really ready to have anymore kids, what about you? ❞

❝ so, you have kids? how many? ❞

❝ i’ve raised enough kids to know better than that. ❞

❝ hey, she’s/he’s just a kid, leave she/he alone. ❞

❝ you’re really good with kids. ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never seen anyone so good with kids before. ❞

❝ i’m really good with kids considering i have one of my own. ❞

❝ sometimes i think i should just have more kids. ❞

❝ i’m good at a lot except for being a parent, it seems. ❞

❝ i’ve seen you with your kid, you’re doing a fine job. ❞

❝ the hardest thing to do is to raise my son/daughter. ❞

❝ you worry too much, i’m sure you’re daughter/son will be fine. ❞

❝ i met your daughter/son, he/she seems wonderful, sweet almost. ❞

❝ i like the idea of having kids more i think. ❞

❝ it’s natural as a parent to worry for their child, relax. ❞

❝ my child drives me crazy but i love him/her and wouldn’t have it any other way. ❞

iv : in reference to all the above .

❝ i’m leaving town, going to stay with some of my family. ❞

❝ today is the day i meet with my real family, wish me luck. ❞

❝ you are more than family to me. ❞

❝ my whole family decided to come into town and stay a bit. ❞

❝ are you worried about meeting my family? because you shouldn’t. ❞

❝ have you seen my family? crazy is an understatement. ❞

❝ i wish i had a family, but i’ll never know the feeling. ❞

❝ you are lucky to have a family, that’s all i’ve ever wanted. ❞

❝ i will do anything and everything for my family, no matter what. ❞

❝ you are family to me, more so than some of my actual family. ❞

❝ it’s the closest thing i’ve got to a family. ❞

❝ this family is falling a part and it is all your fault! ❞

❝ you’re the reason our family is the way it is now. ❞

❝ i don’t think your family likes me very much. ❞

❝ i have a complicated relationship with my in-laws. ❞

❝ what’s it like to have a family? i’ve never known. ❞

❝ one day, we are going to have a family of our own. ❞

❝ do you want to start a family with me one day? ❞

❝ i have a really big/small family. ❞

❝ where is your family? ❞

❝ i don’t have a family. ❞

❝ we are not family anymore. ❞

❝ we’re no longer family as far as i’m concerned. ❞

❝ if you mess with any of my family then you’re messing with all of us. ❞

#fh meme #2.3 #[ queued! ]

vaememes

THE FIVE SENSES / SENTENCE STARTERS .

some may be nsfw and / or be triggering.

01 : TOUCH .

❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞

❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞

❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞

❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞

❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞

❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞

❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞

❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞

❝ you feel warm to me. ❞

❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞

❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞

❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞

❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞

❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞

❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞

❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞

❝ let me give you a massage. ❞

❝ you feel like home to me. ❞

02 : TASTE .

❝ i love the taste of you. ❞

❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞

❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞

❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞

❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞

❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞

❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞

❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞

❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞

❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞

❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞

❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞

❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞

❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞

❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞

❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞

❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞

❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞

03 : SIGHT .

❝ i see you. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞

❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞

❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞

❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞

❝ please, just look at me. ❞

❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞

❝ get that light out of my face. ❞

❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞

❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞

❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞

❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞

❝ have we seen one another before? ❞

❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞

❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞

❝ did you see that? ❞

❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞

04 : SOUND .

❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ what is that sound? ❞

❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞

❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞

❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞

❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞

❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞

❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞

❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞

❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞

❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞

❝ i could hear screams … ❞

❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞

❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞

❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞

❝ please, just hear me out. ❞

05 : SMELL .

❝ what is that smell? ❞

❝ i have missed your smell. ❞

❝ you smell nice. ❞

❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞

❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞

❝ do you smell that? ❞

❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞

❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞

❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞

❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞

❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞

❝ i can smell you from here. ❞

❝ are you smelling me? ❞

❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞

❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞

❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞

❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞

❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞

#fh meme #1.3 #im sleepy af but sHIT YEA meme day

leaderhemlock:

Payton: «you mean this?» «image file sent» (it was a picture of Goliath with his head on her lap and eating food from her hand) «as wounded as he is, he’s just like a cat» «show him food and its all better»

✉ → show him food at what cost ✉ → he’ll take your hand off, next

#• || thread #leaderhemlock #war flashbacks of trying to give a cat treats #only for my whole hand to be mauled in their excitement 2 EAT

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#• || noah #fh ooc #2.5

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Payton: «i wasn’t involved at all!» «i was just watching tv and thats it» «and i don’t got work, we’re on vacation till winter is over»

✉ → if you say so ✉ → just watch out when he gets sulky ✉ → its not exactly smart to point a camera at a dragon with wounded pride ✉ → not that you care about danger anyway but at least this way nobody can blame me when you get eaten

#• || thread #leaderhemlock #goliath must be used 2 her shit at this point lbh

i never was good at surprises.

@professormadrone has been hit the heck up!

He had to admit, he was feeling uncharacteristically giddy as he stood in front of the cabin-style home, staring at the door as he worked up the nerve to actually knock and make his presence known.

How long had it been now? A few months? Almost a year? Perhaps even longer since the two professors were able to meet face to face like this. Living in entirely different regions was a big enough hurdle to jump alone, but the added factors of endless paperwork and Noah’s deathly fear of air travel made casual meetups like this near impossible. Limited to emails and texting, and maybe the occasional video call if possible for the longest time, it made what should have been as something simple as saying hello face to face like a big deal.

… Maybe it was also because he had given Odile zero warning that he was arriving in the first place. Smile faltering just a little, Noah braced himself for the potential negative reaction he might get by just showing up like this. The tray of coffee balanced in one hand and the paper bag of sweet pastries he’d picked up along the way tucked under his arm might not suffice as compensation for turning up on the woman’s doorstep out of the blue.

‘HURRY UP.’

The squawked words jolted Noah from his thoughts, his eyes narrowing to throw a petty glare at the Chatot that perched itself on his shoulder. It was only right to bring Noodle along with him, he figured, though now that the baby bird held a stronger grasp on the English language (and a rather hasty personality to go with it) he was starting to regret his decision.

Still… the noisy, brightly colored Pokémon had a point. He couldn’t linger around all day, and his fingers were already twitching for a cigarette his hands were too full to hold. Clearing his throat and straightening his posture, Noah followed the Chatot’s advice and rapped his knuckles against the door, plastering another pleasant smile on his face as he awaited its opening.

For the love of Arceus, please just be happy pleasantly surprised to see him too.

#• || thread #professormadrone #whO WOULDA THUNK the old gang would get back 2gether

starter call for noah! cap is at 3 for now, but who knows.

#fh ad #im down w pre-established relationships 2 if anyone wants to plot a thing

leaderhemlock-blog

even the professor texts during class

@prcfhemlock

Payton: «image file sent» «noah, goliath got spooped again» «a cutiefly was just passing by and he jumped off from the roof» «he’s being grumpy about it too»

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✉ → why do i have the feeling that you’re directly involved in this ✉ → let him sleep ✉ → go back to work ✉ → or whatever it is you do around this time

#• || thread #leaderhemlock #hes one 2 talk.....

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#• || noah #fh ooc #1.5

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I like Druddigon a lot

#• || pkmn #• || goliath

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湯斑

#• || noah #fh ooc

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