i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 12/19/2018 9:39:24 PM.

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke

50% #mcelroys, 49% #bioshock, 1% dumbass.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that everyone deserves the right to free healthcare and @heavymetalchocobos absolutely crushes #ya.

#tumbeasts and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by praystationportable

*beams an image into your mind*

a ship between two utter dumbasses is so fuckin funny like. theyre perfectly happy living in glorious brainless bliss and talking complete incomprehensive bullshit to eachother for the rest of their lives but they still gotta play rock paper scissors every morning to decide whos gonna be the Smart One today or else they will both die attempting to cook an entire egg carton in the microwave or sm

@shizasalads