So I Could See You See Me Sincerely Yelling Back

while there is the widely known online tactic of "inventing a type of guy to get mad at", there's also the rarely mentioned but equally used "inventing a type of guy to defend" (known uses: the little white cancer patient whose make-a-wish is to use the n word once, the Least Privileged Man In The World who can somehow oppress the hypothetical Most Privileged Woman In The World, etc)

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

people sent me death threats for this one

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Being raised on an iPad is terrible in comparison to wandering around in a ditch there’s literally no contest

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

also sorry i just don't find the trope of "woman who hates men learns to love men again because she met one really sweet dude" very compelling. at best i think it's boring and eye-rolling wish fulfillment for people who never got over their lesbian crush and at worst i think it's actively and purposefully misogynistic

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

I think we as a society need to thank Hbomberguy profusely for exposing James Somerton before he could comment on Heated Rivalry

Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist