every queers fave YCL at Girl's Camp

I'm writing star wars fan fiction and want to incorporate a space mormon missionaries joke. They have the same white shirt, tie, and name tag but are aliens. Would it be funnier to replace the name of the church with like a space inspired alien names or keep it the exact same?

shoutout Mormonism for being one of the few religions that explicitly claims aliens exist

Scottish festivals and Mormon grandparents are the only remaining bastions of genealogy

This year we should collectively revive the YW class names #bringbackthebeehives

That is NOT what I meant

y'all are sooooo into heresy until mormons do it. get real

Oh can Somebody oh please Somebody fix my life for me *looks up at the ceiling with one closed eye and a smirk*

God said no I have to do it myself but He's walking in those same sandals He's always had beside me. He told me His grace was sufficient

The extremely Mormon urge to be as loud and and joyful and friendly and kind and weird as possible vs the other extremely Mormon urge to be quiet and unobtrusive and avoid getting exterminated

my beloved (mutual) has gone off to war (started home mtc) and i wont see her for 10 million years (she has my email) 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Seeing evangelical Christians get baptized in t shirts and shorts is crazy to me. Where's your white prison jumpsuit

god speed the production of the new hymnal so we can finally stop singing about fucking america in sacrament meeting