I'M IN YOUR AQUARIUM

hey so what if we used my endless regeneration to let my guts guide us through the forest back home. wait i think the birds are eating it. fuck

The most tiring thing about non-casters is that they think mind reading is "cheating". No, Bailey, the evil lord does not think about his plans in clear sentences all the time. Last time I asked him about The Wand of Doom he just remembered "a fun night" he had in the basement with what I can only assume is his partner. I'm not even sure if the wand was actually related to this. Nor do I know where this basement is. But I know I don't want to touch anything in there, including the wand if it's actually there. Then he proceeded to loop the chorus of Funkytown for at least half an hour.