i love my cat

It was no work and fantastic sex.

what

im literally still thinking about this icant focus during my lecture because i keep thinking about this comment. what does it fucking mean

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

the funniest part of katmai fat bear week is the comments on the obviously smaller bears pictures like “i’m sorry king 😔✊ we love you but your opponent is simply very fat. we still love you”

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

Phillip Pullman>>>>>>J.K Rowling

the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn’t rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn’t work so they just said “well we still don’t believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever”