Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

Five years later, this reads like someone’s dying note in a survival horror game.

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

social energy life hacks

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

tumblr is my little vague diary. you guys know nothing and everything.

what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood

hands.... holding hands...... etc etc etc