Here there be dragons

actually tidelord disappearing didn't affect me at all because my actual dad already left years before tidelord decided to go ahead and copy him. this ain't my first rodeo #absentfathergang

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Day 32 of cutting a random wire in Wiretangle Walk until someone notices

still nothing lol do half of these even do anything

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uh-oh.

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plaguebringer's kind of a milf tbh.

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The shamelessness on this website astounds me. What would the Gods say if they saw this vile text? Seek enlightenment or you shall face their divine wrath.

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ok first of all the gods are too busy waging their gay little wars to look at my tumblr blog second of all i'll have you know i'm an ordained priest in 5 different regions so i actually know more than u. btw.

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FIVE?? you can only become a priest of your own element how the fuck did they let you do that

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Think it turned out alright? Apologies in advance for the long post. All stuff is free to use, and while credit is appreciated, it’s not required. Might make more later, idk.

50 outfits in 50 days: day 7. 

 7. The seasons (one or all, depending on how spicy you’re feeling.)

First to rise is Spring.

She awakes from her slumber calmly, slowly - five more minutes, please, but those are not permitted. A queen she may be, but she behaves like a princess still, picking flowers as she pleases. But with a season like hers, who can blame her?

Second rises Summer.

Unlike Spring, she is rather more excited to wake up - she has been waiting for this, and now she’s ready. And yet, in spite of her best efforts, signs of her immaturity shine through from time to time - but not quite like the warm sunlight she embodies does.

Third rises Autumn.

More experienced than the younger queens, Autumn sings her songs of the harvest, of the warm colors contrasting the cold air. She acts as a wise spirit, yet deep within her heart lies that which always keeps her going: it might not be the best of times, but she’ll do anything she can to make it seem so.

Last rises Winter.

Finally awaking from her deep rest - slowly, then all of a sudden, entirely. The eldest queen is a solemn one, yet to say that the cold has embittered her would not be as accurate. No, she simply knows that her task is one she has to fulfill, no matter what - even if she desires otherwise.

50 outfits in 50 days: day 21.

21. Take two/three sets that should never be mixed and make ‘em work

in war, never underestimate the value of a healer who can also beat people up.

50 outfits in 50 days: day 38.

38. An outfit for an astronomer, an astronaut, a space enthusiast— whatever floats your starship.

if you stare at the night sky long enough it usually begins to show after a while

you don’t find the forest; the forest finds you.

if possible, could i please have some asks? kind messages, questions about dragons - anything goes. i just need something to look at tomorrow, to help me get through it…

not only does he look soft, he’s a big sweetie too! he often helps Europa (botanist and honorary soft boy mention) with his greenhouse, and has two partners he loves dearly - T’Priah, a rambunctious sorceress, and Vipohtek, a slightly rougher warrior. Svai can get annoyed by their antics but couldn’t live without them.

next up is my custom progen, Bismuth.

Bismuth acts grumpy at times, but is really, really sweet and loves the hatchlings. he and his wife, Calana (twice-scattered random progen and head of colony), adopted Mara when she was recovered from Clan Zmaj. as head of colony security, he’d lay down his life for any of those under his care.

finally, i have Bruligis.