come with me, sunsetter

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

accusing people of lying for clout on this website is so funny this is literally the most useless platform to be popular on. the only reward is hate mail

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

date of origin: 2015.

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

ok, maybe you didn't say the thing I accused you of saying - but you heavily implied it by speaking to me, someone who wants to be mad at you