Steph's hyperfixation of the month

Ah right voit's deeply silly prison break

Oooh flashback.

Ugh spencer would have loved dealing with the fan. You know criminology professor to criminology professor

OH MY GOD IS THAT VOIT'S DAUGHTER IN THE CRIMINOLOGY LECTURE.

Voit's daughter's boyfriend looks like high school musical era zac efron

HE GETS HER??? THE MARSHAL BACKED OFF TOO MUCH COME ON

Oh interesting. The director telling rossi and emily to kill on sight kinda brings back the whole death penalty question. Like do we think rossi and emily have the right or responsibility to kill voit? Do emily and rossi think they have the right/responsibility to kill voit?

Damn killing a girl in front of her dad is fucked

Ahh poor girl worried she's like her dad. You know what i'm kinda with holly i want to see voit kill this guy and save holly.

Oh i think the fan is a real freak and he definitely wants to be killed by voit. It would give him weird satisfaction

I do wonder why these guys always go for symbolic locations. Like for laura boyd. Why wouldn't he just hold her somewhere totally random

I think laura is going to die

Wait or maybe laura lives?

Oh no oh no will penelope watch/listen to luke get almost blown up?? Plz no

LUKEEEEEEE

ROXY??,????

Did he have a vision of roxy 🥺🥺 he loves her fr fr

Why did crowley need sheila to get the witsec info if he randomly bumped into her at her college 2 months ago?

Voit saves holly that easy? Feels too easy.

Oh my god noooo no no does holly go back for dad??? KILL HIM HOLLY

FINALLY A VICTIM KILLS LMAOOOO

Oh i see... watching her kill so brutally broke something in him

But i bet upon really close ME inspection they'll find that the stabs on crowley are too shallow and rossi will figure he didnt do it

Hehehe yes they all know its holly that did it

Criminal minds season 30 holly voit is the newest profiler on the team lol

I am suspicious of director madison. Something is up still. And rossi knows

Omg rossi no DO NOT write another damn book LMAOO they are CURSED

Plot twist henry's roommate is spencer. He wanted another bachelor degree

Did they all drive from DC to california??? That's a long ass drive. Someone write me a garvez roadtrip fic

Ya rossi idk about these books 😬😬

Lmaooo as always a short ass break and some freaky new case lol time for season 20!

Oh my god is his murder lair inside an abandoned church??? Morgan and his religious issues would have a field day with this situation

Do we think he's connected to the church in some way like a former pastor or nah

Omg garrity's wife oh my god he took brian's wife!!! Wtf

I cannot believe they got me feeling bad for brian. Who am i kidding i love brian ever since his first episode

I did not know you could be allergic to leather. You truly never know where you'll learn new things

Lmao does the fan want to escape tax fraud charges is that why he took sheila

Lmaoooo ok the irs thing is funny. Woah wtf does sheila do for the irs

Scrambled eggs protocol???? I cant believe this is going towards irs conspiracy this is funny af again i LOVE brian

Omg they're in the church brian and sheila got married in????? This shit is crazy is the fan actually just a brian podcast stan

LOOOL the coffee i love luke so much

Connor's back!

Omg what's the tea here connor definitely recognized the voice

Woah wtf connor is he actually in on it or just really scared

Omg sheila knows where voit's family is. She does witsec payments?? That's crazy oh my god. Layers to this shit

Lmao lance plot twist bro at least take the gun with you 😂😂 goddamn exploding cell phone huh

Not the 2 geriatrics taking the church 😭 oh good penelope found the sat internet. Church is the one. Plz oldies + penelope NEED backup

Omg do we think maybe brian doesnt make it and emily cries over his body lol

Wtf i am so sorry i cant believe i was right wtf emily CRYING over BRIAN GARRITY STOP IT

AHHHH BRIAN LIVES

LITERALLY BACK FROM THE DEAD LIKE A COCKROACH

That was a crazy end to episode 7. What did the fan show voit?? I bet the pic is sydney and the kids!!

Also to add i think they really turned the lights up this season and i appreciate it and doesnt it look good!!

Starting strong with a funeral home. Is this guy a creep? Oh no is he obsessed with this dead lady??

Oof a close up look at how someone is embalmed...

OH MY GOD HE'S EMBALMING HER ALIVE????????? WHICH WRITER CONTINUES TO COME UP WITH BRAND NEW SHIT 20 YEARS IN

THE AUDIO BOOK OVER THIS IS CRAZY SHIT

I know this is TV world and they't just introduce new people for a party but its funny as hell so this little party for henry has zero teenagers and just a bunch of middle aged fbi agents. I liked the spencer/caltech callout tho

Lmaoooo michael in the silly pic

Haha i knew it was his family. I am kinda surprised he didn't tell rebecca and tara tho

Okay back to unsub if the week - these women look like his mom don't they 🤢🤢🤢

Not the dead body being posed oh my god criminal minds really went hm everyone thought the episode with the human dolls was horrific what if we did it again

Love an opera, dark room, serial killer combo. A true classic somehow

Oh my god the scene of the victim breaking her own wrist to escape. Am i getting more squeamish or is evolution getting more graphic

Plz i know its bad for the plot but just once i need the almost escaped victim to KILL instead of mildly inconvenience

Omg i totally forgot how the episode ended with penelope revealing she testified in voit's behalf

Omg intense overkill to shoot the dead guy a bunch of times again but then very smooth clean up and omg victim is a cop?

Not rossi rejecting penny 😭

Who the fuck is donnie mallick? Should i remember who that is lmao plz its been 20 years

Love when penny gets to travel too

Omg riiiight gideon bird dude lmao i completely forgot. That is a really good pull from penelope tbh. She's right. Rossi believes he has the right to decide life or death

Lmao as always the small time police force is full of corruption. I bet this department like overlooked a sexual assault or something like that

Do we think woman unsub? This person seems slight but it does take a bit of haul people around like this

Lmao rossi and penelope scene. Not sure i 100% follow everyone'a logic. But i mean i'm with penelope. Death penalty is wrong. Always.

Roofie. I fucking knew it.

Damn voit is right the "cousin" really is the fan lol

As for main unsub of the week, i love a revenge plot. Also the short haired one is hot

Lmao okay i have always thought that luke moves kinda funny when holding a gun

Omg police department shoot out! This is a plot twist!!

Father daughter rossi penelope moment 🥺🥺🥺

Happy criminal minds friday yall right into episode 6. Does connor live??

I love jj the muscle jareau.

Omg oh no

Connor lives right?

AHHH HE LIVES

Ok brian redemption arc? He's so loveable idc i hope he and emily get drinks later

LMAOO BRIAN VOMIT but also missed opportunity for brian to hug emily

Lmao not connor realizing he was an asshole to his ex after all this

Okay but i am sad that garcia is back at the job and enthuasiastic about it. This job sucked the life out of her and she was so happy before evolution restarted

Lmao this cam girl performance with the firey greenscreen guys im cackling

OH MY GOD the shot of the bloody cash

This whole typewriter thing was a super good showcase of garcia's skills and they dont always do that well

Lmao trixie is funny af also a very real phenomena. But kinda funny that these guys don't know about percy's job working for a real girl. This is a known thing. Come on. Even i know about it

Oh lmao i just realized what this typewriter thing is all about. He takes the letters off the typewriters and brands connor with the letters himself. Thus minimum 2 typewriters bc pathetic has 2 t's

Omg is brian at risk??

Omg ex wife???????? NO WAY LMAOOOO BRIAN CURVEBALLS SEND ME

Wait what?? Now this is one hell of a curveball brian went straight to voit??? I figured he would tell his bff emily

Damn it brian dont do this just talk to emily omg 😭

Lmao tyler with the millennial perspective casually using the term mukbang expecting these gen x oldies to know what that is

Now what the fuck is stingray leather

Oof it was penelope wasnt it that testified for voit

I knew it

Papa rossi looks so sad

I knew it would be some kind of craxy dramatized training thing but THIS is crazy omg a random live round in fbi training???

Also this is like brand new never before been done in criminal minds type of unsub. Genuinely surprised they still got a new idea 20 years in

My love brian is back 💖 i love him idc that he's the worst i love him

Wait this is the dude who brought the case to them last week right. I am bad with white man faces ok

Plz plz plz stop the garvez teasing i need them to be a thing i need this so badly.

I see you. I really do.

PLZ PENELOPE JUST KISS HIM

Maybe this lowell guy is a holdover from gold star

Or are they getting at he was just mentally broken down? Is luke gonna have to come to terms with the fact that this guy he looked up to was an asshole?

Eek luke probably needs to be off this case... tyler might actually be getting somewhere

Ok but typical bau shit to let the person with a personal connection that is CLEARLY clouding their judgement stay on the case lmao

Also omg the team doesn't know about connor storrie yet

I've said it before but lmao rossi has got to be fucking HAUNTED by these books insane

Wow i was GONNA say a win for mental health luke will recuse himself from this case but NO SUCH LUCK LMAO

Luke is pissing me off OBVIOUSLY THE WIFE IS LEAVING HIM HE IS RUINING THIS IMVESTIGATION

NO DONT LET LUKE TALK TO THE WIFE LMAOO I WANTED MORE LUKE BUT I DONT WANT LUKE BEING DUMB AND MESSY I HATE THIS

Ok i did say this one was kinda unique but what's not unique is that criminal minds shows over and over again that the military industrial complex fucks up boys and then those fucked up boys become fucked up men who continue to destroy lives

The unsub scratching up that wood floor like with the sledge hammer is making me flinch

This actor has a real creepy way of carrying his face. Like he's scary without even saying a word. Real talent tbh!!

AHHHH I ALWAYS FORGET THAT THEY ARE WAAAY MORE GRAPHIC IN EVOLUTION. The hammer to head was crazy

Damn the man lived??

I feel like the unsub has a super distinctive face but i guess i would struggle to describe it. Like he's just middle aged white dude with crazy eyes

Rossi teaching in the field is kinda fun. I enjoy this use of rossi tho i still reject his presence in the field. He should be in the office only

I assumed crystal meth but i guess we are talking about like spiritual crystals? Oh salt? I think this came up before in criminal minds. In the romani one right? Or maybe the witch hunt guy like emily was saying. They had a witch hunt guy before

Oh this new blonde lady victim is interesting. OMG HE KILLED THE MAN.

Maybe the unsub is leaving the mouthier one alive

Ah is this going in the way of an unsub killing cheating spouses i feel like we've been there done that

Okay but in the digital age how does garcia not find out about people cheating within a perliminary search. Like why is she looking at financials when they are certainly texting in some way

I love the malleous maleficarum. Not like as a text but as like a historical artifact. Very cunty title also. I wish reid were here. He'd be able to recite the malleous maleficarum by memory

Okay the framing of this unsub/story feels extremely OG criminal minds.

Also, side note, i would not describe the malleous maleficarum as obscure. I dont think you need advanced education to know what this is. Undergrad medieval history would cover it

Omg he was already in the house!! He was probably there when the kid left!!

CONNOR STORRIE

Weird seeing him not russian

Okay 2 funny thing - luke being scary and connor storrie mommy issues

Damn so the heresy unsub comes from the textbook unsub factory. Mom murdered by dad, crazy religion, wife left him lmao

God im so upset where is reid why isnt he here for jj and his literal godsons!!

Now why would JJ cover henry with the blanket and then wake him up