hey

Seriously.

black shits on some tubby custard

bro where are the chips

this restaurant was described as “the most instagrammable restaurant in melbourne” which is grounds for a public execution imo

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

World heritage post

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

i am special . .And so are you, we dont need to fight

im a russian sleeper agent and my activation words are birb, pupper, fur baby, and danger noodle

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

I think its very cool and Sexy of me to have completely avoided interacting with or having any knowledge of game of thrones. that cultural zeitgeist went on for years, cost millions of dollars and wasted hours of people's lives. but me? I don't know her