"just outsmart them 4head" - sun tzu 

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

instant loss is climbing my rankings for favourite fetish i do not have. it's just fascinating

its sexual arousal entirely from a narrative device. but then again, arent all fetishes? much to consider

I must be loyle to my mutual

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

the pudding contains a biological element

it's actually so funny that all you need to do as a female athlete to be immediately disqualified is being good, because everyone knows women suck ass at everything and if a woman is good at something that's unnatural. hashtag feminism hashtag protect women.

i wish everyone would reblog my posts with an appended post rather than tags. i wish everyone was my girlfriend

sometimes i wish everyone was my girlfriend too…

i believe in a world where we can all be girlfriends...

a better world...

There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.

Hey, reblog this version instead, please!

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe