this webcomic is probably the funniest sequence of images i’ve ever seen and i still don’t know whether or not it’s supposed to be a joke

God, Tolkien naming his book “The Hobbit” was such a big dick move. Like, back then people didn’t know what a hobbit was. It’d be like if I released a book called “The Smarple” and 50 years later everyone just knew what a smarple was.

Fingers in his ass sunday and energy sword sunday can’t share the same weekday. we need to reschedule one.

*RUMBLE. RUMBLE.*

*FROM THE UNCULTIVATED HEATH EMERGES THE SIZABLE STAFF SARGENT RUSSELL!, GLISTENING WITH LINSEED OIL AND GLISTENING IN THE AFTERNOON SUN.*

Yes Sir Thank You Sir Its Pepsi Sir Im Dip My Drink In Pepsi Sir

Thank You Sir Wait Sir Please Sir Dont Eat That Sir...!

We’re never getting that funny cartoon frog back from the nazis and its just depressing