hasta la vista baby

When your best friend says some questionable bullshit unapologetically.

edward is an anxiety/adhd icon for just walking away immediately when faced with a conversation he doesn’t have a pre-determined script for

Im glad hes shed a light on this issue

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

i actually love jenna marbles because she jsut posts videos of her doing weird shit with her dogs and very handsome boyfriend and like!! YEAH bitch!!! just stick shit on ur man’s head while making incomprehensible vine references. that’s the fucking life

The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking

how is this not intentional comedy

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope