yikes™

laura palmer would juul

Dads love to talk about roads. Whatd u take to get on the highway. Whatd you take to get off the highway

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I’m losing my goddamn mind

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

everyone and their cousin or w/e praised robert pattinson for giving the twilight series shit to no fkn end but john boyega says he didn’t like how his character was written in tlj and suddenly he’s out of line and should shut up and doesn’t know shit…………. ok

a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”

How is this such a universal experience?

i am making a new holiday in honor of pewdiepie’s robber. we celebrate every december 2nd

ppl mad at this post: what, i thought y'all LIKED edgy humor? or does it only apply when its your fav making yet another racist joke, hmmm?