multifandom

slytherin: remember, if you make a your mom joke to me, she’s been dead since ‘02.

hufflepuff: no, because we as a society don’t talk about narnia enough.

gryffindor: yeah, i make NFT’s… non flushable turds.

!!possible spoilers for divergent and me pointlessly rambling ahead!!

something i love when i go back and reread books is seeing little things that hint at character a’s hidden feelings for character b.

like in divergent, four, tris’ love interest, does little things that show that he cares for her more than he lets on. for example, there’s an part in the book where i literally was like “wow that’s the most romantic thing i’ve ever read”. i’ll put the part in here, there’s some extra stuff in here that isn’t relevant to what i’m saying so i’ll put the part that really matters in bold.

for context: tris and the other dauntless initiates are waiting to start the second stage of initiation.

Before Peter can respond, Four opens the door and says, “Lynn.” He beckons to her, and she walks down the hallway, the blue light at the end making her bare head glow.

“So you’re first,” Will says to Uriah.

Uriah shrugs. “Yeah. And?”

“And you don’t think it’s a little unfair that you’ve spent your entire life getting ready for this and we’re expected to learn it all in a few weeks?” Will says, his eyes narrowing.

“Not really. Stage one was about skill, sure, but no one can prepare for stage two,” he says. “At least, so I’m told.”

No one responds to that. We sit in silence for twenty minutes. I count each minute on my watch. Then the door opens again, and Four calls another name.

“Peter,” he says.

Each minute wears into me like a scrape of sandpaper. Gradually, our numbers begin to dwindle, and it’s just me and Uriah and Drew. Drew’s leg bounces, and Uriah’s fingers tap against his knee, and I try to sit perfectly still. I hear only muttering from the room at the end of the hallway, and I suspect this is another part of the game they like to play with us. Terrifying us at every opportunity.

The door opens, and Four beckons to me. “Come on, Tris.”

I stand, my back sore from leaning against the wall for so long, and walk past the other initiates. Drew sticks his leg to trip me, but I hop over it at the last second.

Four touches my shoulder to guide me into the room and closes the door behind me.

the way he says “come on, tris” instead of just saying her name like everyone else is just really romantic to me. also how he touches her shoulder kind of helping her walk after almost being tripped just wow.

here are my comfort movies (that i definitely suggest watching) in no particular order because why not.

1. romeo + juliet

“and when i shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night.”

i love this movie so much. i know some people don’t like it because it’s using shakespearean language in a more modern setting, but i think that that aspect makes this movie so much better. not to mention this movie made me fall in love with claire danes. i definitely suggest watching this.

2. 10 things i hate about you

“i guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.”

this is my favorite movie of all time. i can practically quote it word for word. i definitely see how this could be problematic, after all, patrick was payed to date kat, but it’s so cute and i love it. i have watched this movie three times in a row at one point and it’s just so great. watch this movie, i dare you.

3. harry potter and the chamber of secrets

“i’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that i don’t exist.”

i love all the harry potter movies, but for some reason this one specifically is the one that makes me the happiest. it might be because it’s the only movie that colin creevey is in, and i love him, or because of the scene where harry says that he set a snake on dudley and ron and hermione are just like wut 👁👄👁. either way, i love this movie and you should watch it.

4. django unchained

“i like the way you die, boy.”

i cant explain why i like this movie as much as i do. it’s a quentin tarantino movie so it’s violent and has very strong language. it’s a really good movie though and you should watch it if you’re into this genre. some trigger warnings for this movie: violence, language, racism, and probably more i just cant think of them right now.

5. howl’s moving castle

“a heart’s a heavy burden.”

this. this movie. it’s my favorite studio ghibli movie. studio ghibli movies are just so beautiful, and this one is very special to me. words cannot describe the feeling i get when i watch this movie. please watch it, i am begging you to watch it.

6. clueless

“ugh, as if!”

this movie has it all, it’s funny, it’s nostalgic, it has a great cast, i love it. alicia silverstone was great in this movie. it’s also very quotable, like the quote about high school boys and dogs, the calvin klein dress, the dinner party speech, etc. this movie is just great. it also has paul rudd, which is always a good thing.

7. what’s eating gilbert grape

“i’m not going into that whole external beauty thing because it doesn’t last. eventually, your face is gonna get wrinkly, you’ll get gray hair, your boobs might sag. it’s what you do that really matters.”

i genuinely think amybeth is the most beautiful person on planet earth and you can fight me on that

when i read/watched harry potter, i dreamed about being a wizard, going to hogwarts, playing quidditch, fighting the dark.

when i watched stranger things, i dreamed about having powers like eleven, fighting monsters from other dimensions, growing up with friends in the 80s.

when i watched anne with an e, i dreamed about living in avonlea, having an open mind and imagination like anne, having friends that would last a lifetime.

when i watched star wars, i dreamed about being a jedi, having the force, fighting the dark side, flying starships.

when i watched sabrina, i dreamed about being a witch, going to the academy of unseen arts, fighting lucifer.

when i read miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children, i dreamed about being a peculiar, living in a time loop, fighting and evading hollowgasts.

there are so many other stories i dreamed of being part of as well.

i don’t know....

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slytherin: i’m staying home tomorrow, this school’s drama.

hufflepuff: someone in the bathroom tried to get me to hit their vape i’m scared.

gryffindor: my dream to be tiktok famous is slowly going down the drain. is this my midlife crisis?