Welcome To Me

ngl i love seeing boobs. gotta be in my top ten

I've created a monstrosity for the holiday season

*wears booty shorts that says ‘I put the hot in psychotic’*

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

Whoever started this grind culture deserves to be kicked in the pussy I hate you and I hate working hard fuck you

secret life of the american teenager is one of the most awkward shows ive watched in my life but its hysterical 

The world does not deserve Leo Boykewich. How he had that pretentious ass-fuck of a son, I will never understand, but we do not deserve Leo.

The funniest thing about Secret Life of the American Teenager is when Grace has sex for the first time and her mom comes home in tears because her dad died and she legit thought the dick was so good that Jesus straight up killed her dad as punishment and that's on Christian guilt sis. 👌

so you know how molly ringwald plays the mom on the secret life of the american teenager? well in an episode they forgot her daughter’s birthday and she said “oh no when i was sixteen everyone forgot my birthday and it haunted me for my whole life” and I laughed for ten years