love witch

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

music is literally so good its like a fucking salad

the bye bye man: *about to kill me* me: oh no!! someone please help!! the b- *starts chuckling* the bye b- *chuckling increases* the bye bye man *erupts into laughter at his stupid ass name*

my favourite thing about that Lucille Bluth “good for her” reaction image that’s so popular is that she’s referring to a news report about a woman who locked her 3 kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake.