Dream SMP characters as characters from Cats by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Bombalurina: Jack Manifold - Bombalurina sings part of the song Macavity. She is pretty confident, being more intrigued by him than afraid. Overall, she is pretty direct with her feelings towards the other cats. She’s also shown to be slightly protective over Demeter. Similarly, Jack is very confident in himself, and direct with others. He will straight up tell Tommy that he’s upset with him, and demand things, such as jobs, from others, like trying to be a prison guard. His connection to others is shown with his duo with Niki, and even with Tommy when he reveals his conflicting feelings at the news of his death.
Bustopher Jones: Technoblade - No questions about this one, the vibes fit. Bustopher leaves at the sign of danger, just as Technoblade usually (usually) doesn’t get involved with stuff, and the whole retirement arc of him just collecting wither skulls matches Bustopher Jones.
Cassandra: Niki - Cassandra doesn’t have a huge role, but she’s distinct because of her costume, which I think reflects Niki, who is part of several groups (L’manberg, New L’manberg, the syndicate, etc.), just as Cassandra is part of the Jellicle cats, but is often distinct in many ways.
Demeter: Ranboo - Demeter sings about Macavity, and is a paranoid, skittish cat. Ranboo is also shown to be anxious and paranoid, worried about pleasing others, his enderwalk, and the safety of his friends/family. Demeter is also implied to have had specific bad interactions with Macavity, just as Ranboo has had bad interactions with some form of Dream.
Grizabella: Awesamdude - Sam was a pretty friendly guy, got along with most people, and was a regular member of the Badlands, (Grizabella was happy with her life as a Jellicle cat), until becoming the warden, where we’ve seen his corruption/the burden of being the warden, and he now has many negative relationships (Grizabella now lives in exile and in disgrace - which is also why she has the line “touch me,” and why it’s so significant that the rest of the cats later do make physical touch with her).
Gus: Eret - Gus is an old, wistful cat, who really only gains energy when thinking about his old glory days of being the theater cat. Eret also longs to go back to a time before they had betrayed all their friends, and shows his nostalgia for the past with the upkeep of his museum.
Jellylorum: Puffy - Jellylorum is a practical and loving cat. She has a caretaker role with Gus, and is very protective of the younger cats. Puffy is also a motherly/fatherly figure who is constantly trying to help, especially the kids of the server, going as far as to put off dealing with her own amnesia. She helps with the community house, the destruction from the explosions, and the eggpire.
Jennyanydots: BadBoyHalo - Jennyanydots is very busy, constantly hustling around, and takes control of situations. Bad also takes charge and is always planning and working when it comes to the Badlands and the egg/eggpire.
Macavity: Dream - Pretty self-explanatory with this one; he’s the antagonist, no one’s entirely sure what his whole deal is (what’s he planning, abilities, etc.)
Mistoffelees: Quackity - Quackity, like Mistoffelees, is a competitive person, evidenced by his participation in the election for L’manberg’s president, and Las Nevadas. His nature of showmanship also relates to Mistoffelees. Modern adaptations tend to also show an aspect of Mistoffelees as being young, and having great powers/potential, but still learning. Quackity demonstrates this with how we’ve seen him fail and face obstacles, such as Jschlatt and Technoblade.
Mungojerrie: Ponk - This was hard, only because 90% of the people on the Dream SMP are Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, but Ponk is consistent and one of the most mischievous.
Munkustrap: Wilbur - Wilbur’s a leader, charismatic, and slightly imposing - fits the whole aesthetic of Munkustrap. He also cared for the people of L’manberg, like Munkustrap cares for the kittens.
Old Deuteronomy: Philza - Dadza, of course, and also everyone seems to go to him with their issues (think Ghostbur trying to get revived). I almost put DreamXD for this one, but ultimately Philza fits better for his interaction with the other characters.
Rum Tum Tugger: GeorgeNotFound - Listen...listen...hear me out...If you take out certain aspects of his song and focus on the implications it has on his character, the Rum Tum Tugger is a self-centered cat, only really showing humility when it comes to Old Deuteronomy. George, likewise, is so unaware of what’s happening around him, to the detriment of others (prime example: missing the election). This also works even better if you think of Old Deuteronomy as DreamXD, who seems to be one of the only people able to get George’s attention.
Rumpleteazer: Hannah - Also just here for some chaos. She obviously was part of the uno-reverse card pile up at the Red Banquet by betraying the Spruce Boat gang, and causes chaos in any of her streams with Sam. She and Ponk don’t necessarily have a duo, and there are tons of duos that would work for Mungojerrie/Rumpleteazer, but even on her own, she’s a good match.
Skimbleshanks: Foolish - Overall a cheerful, jolly guy, high energy, and the shift dance can be the tap dancing. Skimbleshanks is also an older cat, like Foolish is a very old demigod, and kind of protective of the kittens when it came to Grizabella, like Foolish is when he’s made aware of the egg.
Sillabub: Tommyinnit - Sillabub is the cat that sings part of memory, reaching out to Grizabella, and is chosen by Old Deuteronomy to relay a message. She’s one of the younger cats, but also very compassionate. Tommy is also one of the youngest on the server, and seems to have been “chosen” by Dream, in a way, to be his enemy. He also overall tries to do what is right for those he cares about.
Victoria: Tubbo - Victoria is a young cat who has a coming-of-age moment during a lyrical solo. She is inquisitive, and slightly inhibited by being younger and unknowledgeable. Tubbo also is a coming-of-age character, and we see him develop so much, especially comparing his “yes man”/pushover nature during Manburg/New L’manberg, where he faces many obstacles like conflicting politics and antagonists, to his generally more strong-willed, confident demeanor now. *Fundy could also be a good fit here, being a young character who has to go through the Jschlatt administration while struggling to figure out his loyalty/relationship with his father.
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cwilbur goes on masterchef and manages to get an apron with a burger but he literally just keeps making burgers episode after episode and the judges are like There's something wrong with you you need to make something other than burgers you're a one trick pony. but people keep doing bad so they get kicked off instead. and then one episode they have to make salmon and for the first time in the entire show he makes something other than a burger he makes the tastiest salmon any of them have ever eaten it makes joe bastianich weep. and then the next episode he makes another burger and gordon ramsay takes him out back and shoots him.
just saw a clip where f1nn5ter was saying how at this point, he can’t be cis, but at the same time, he doesn’t feel like he’s trans—he’s just neither. and someone in chat was like “you can’t be neither cis nor trans that’s not how it works” i love finn but why is his chat so fucking bad 😭 stop recreating binaries for the love of god, identity does not have to fall into these neat little boxes for you to police
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i just realized ive ever actually written up my thoughts on csam killing csapnap that one time despite it being the moment that made me start loving csapnap as much as i do whatt the
sam never did that to ANY other visitors. he just let them walk out normally. right? right. okay.
but whats the difference between sapnap and everyone else?
Sam Knows Sapnap And Dream Better Than Almost Anyone. hes Been there for their entire everything. and sapnap walks in like um yeah i wanna see him :) and hes like okay whats ur relationship with him (< he already knows. at least he thinks so.) and sapnap is like we USED TO BE best friends but then he changed and sam was like Mhm well hes not talking and sapnaps like i can make him talk to me!
and like imagine ur sam and ur one job is keeping dream In There. right. and sapnap doesnt have anything going in okay seems cool but like this is his best friend and he was nervous about doomsday and like i mean if he really felt hurt by dream would he even be here thats suspicious actually he should be angry right this makes no sense. and now ur spiraling staring at this lava wondering if maybe this was a bad idea.
and he comes back out and hes like um he spoke a little WHAT red flag alert omg dream has books he couldhave a message i need to make sure he doesnt- and oh he. didnt. have anything when he left. Okay...
and like that just kinda shows just how Tight dream and sapnap were right like this is the dynamic duo and so its Weird for people to consider they arent that anymore and its like well he did help put him in the prison but he could have ulterior motives because its always them and whats the server meant to be if They Arent Them.
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sending love and support to all those who knew and love techno, especially his family and friends. i don’t have the words for anything right now (and no one should be expected to) but the immeasurably positive impact he’s had on his community, peers, and fans will last forever. i know i personally could never be able to thank him enough. hug your loved ones.
cquackity really is the protege of everyone he’s ever felt less than— he learned violence from cschlatt and performance from cwilbur and revenge from ctechno and detachment from cdream. when he’s backed up into the corner and the new big man on the block is pushing his face into the dirt he thinks “how do i learn from this, what can i take from you, how do i make sure that next time we cross paths, i win”
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During Manberg, Quackity has been slowly poisoning Schlatt for months. Unbeknownst to him, Tubbo has been doing the same thing with a different poison. The two substances neutralize each other. It's driving both of them insane
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I don't think he killed himself to like, lose a canon life. It was just travel, and a way to show wilbur that he fucked up. When fundy asks why wilbur did that in nov 16, and the explanation fundy got, it was his way to send his message
Wilbur saw himself there, it was his way to see with horror how everyone saw him. It was fundys last "fuck you" before respawning away in a bed with only yogurt to care about
He didn't even mention yogurt, bc that's not wilburs business. Its the only thing fundy has that hasn't been stained by wilburs long shadow. He won't give it away