Everything’s Comin’ Up Milhouse

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness

✓ unnecessary negativity ✓ bitterness

when u wanna talk to someone but u don’t wanna be……..too much

Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit

Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor

I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks

Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

*photo looks absolutely nothing like me* ah yes. this is the One

jk rowling on her deathbed: the phoenix was dumbledore’s gay lover