bees

As king all my armor will have massive fucking titties even tho im a dude it doesn't matter its a good place for snacks

Shia the boof is an underrated actor imo

You GUYS i had the funniest dream last night. I dreamt i was going somewhere but i wome up late and in my rush I'd forgotten my pants but still had underwear on, but it wasnt doing much to hide my erection. Just then a female walks by and says "ah, i see the lord is 'width' us today." And then i woke up.

I wonder how many people have made faces at me when I wasn't looking.

also, im trash

Sometimes i wanna be an architect and design buildings with hidden secrets but no actual point or meaning to them just to mess with conspiracy theorists

Being someone who has built structures from the ground up has forever changed the way i look at thing. Right now im in a toilet stall cursing the idiot who put the toilet paper dispenser on the wrong side, leaving no room for anything basically.