I was reading a story and stumbled upon this quote:
“Remember, T’balt. The Earth is always spinning. Even when you’re sitting still, you’re moving. The sun doesn’t set or rise, but it’s us who turn in and out of its view.”
My mind instantly left my body 🌍✨
I have found the perfect excuse.
Next time my parents ask why I’m not moving, I’ll just say, “Actually, I am. The Earth is rotating.”
Then I thought about it again.
If I actually said that, they would whoop my ass so hard I’d experience several additional rotations of the Earth.
So now I’m slouching on my chair:
scientific truth ✨ vs ✨ personal safety.