shh no one's here

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

Thogs are a phylum of object defined by squat physique and rugged utilitarianism. A forklift is a thog. A wooden trunk is a thog. Some dogs are thogs. Warthogs are obviously thogs.

just clicked a sausage link

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

What I saw somewhere on another post, ages ago, was that the GameBoy was THE cheap small computer of the 90s. Laptops existed by the 90s, as did cell phones, but they were very expensive and heavy. In 1995, a GameBoy cost about $100 in today’s money (per Wikipedia)–not nothing, but much more affordable for the average person. Also, it was insanely durable–“Nintendium” really was a thing back then. The result? People built all sorts of third-party cartridges to do things that were completely unrelated to gaming. The post I’m referencing showed a cartridge that controlled a sewing machine. Absolutely fascinating stuff.

You’re not far off, but I will point out that they cost about $100 in 1990 money, so definitely more than $100 today.

go white boy! get stupid!

lost in the sauce

Happy Wet Beast Wednesday