If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

It’s funny that we use skeletons as symbols of core human anatomy when our bones are just the scaffolding for something else.

autonomous spagetts

jellyfish

jellyfish are damned humans, cursed to float aimlessly in the abyss without their ship

We have to wear clothes and pay taxes, are they truly the damned ones?

when evil jellyfish die and go to hell they become people

Proof of the one true god - the flying spaghetti monster. They created us in their own image

If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye