tj

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

Awsten Knight: "I'm sick of all this how'd you get your band name, is that your real first name, can ya text and can you follow back because it's my birthday "

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

and for the girl streaming yelling viva los homosexuals during prison this setlist was for you queen

HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together

hey man quick question. you okay?

that's none of my business