Imperfect Inventory
The most ridiculous thing happened to me today. Actually, why do the most ridiculous things happen to me? My life really is a sitcom.Â
Something feels loose around my butt, but I donât think much of it. I eventually head to the toilet as I need to pee. I proceed to lift up my skirt and my underwear drops to the floor... like a diaper where the glue from the tabs becomes unsticky and it decides to unravel and go âbloopâ on the floor.Â
I contemplate going commando as I am wearing a long skirt, but I see a box of band-aids in the corner of the bathroom shelf. Like MacGuyver, I use them to essentially âtapeâ my underwear back together. What you should know are these panties are brand spanking new.












