fuckin weird

hey ive gotten an influx of people reblogging these and first of all, thank you!!! but second, you dont have to reblog these to your nsfw accounts. put it on main, coward. i didnt draw porn, i drew my body. you’ll KNOW when i’m drawing porn.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Under the desk pet? No. I bought her a human sized memory foam dog bed so she can sit at my feet & do her own thing like a good girl. Got little snack dispensers too, just for her. I play with her hair and stroke her cheek every chance I get. She's mine

"sorry my dicks small" "sorry I take a while to cum, if I cum at all" "sorry I cum too fast" "sorry i can't get hard anymore" blah blah blah blah blah let me blow you already STFU

this post is NOT about men gtfo cis ppl

what if i was a puppy...... and you were a puppy..... and we both *whispers* kissed

what if we were both puppies and..... *whispers* one of us got on top of the other and we humped against each other like dumb little pets until it's not enough and the one on top ruts into the other fully. and then we overstimulate each other bc puppies don't know when to stop until we're so worn out and tired that all we can do is nuzzle into each other and whine, too in heat to be fully satisfied. and also we kiss.

I want to have an owner to bring me to meet another puppy, and my owner to make me breed the other puppy in front of our owners. Being a good dog and mounting the other puppy, before she's ordered to do the same thing to me.

Kissing horny in bed? Stay under the covers grinding and groping until another day fades out? Humping each other till we're exhausted, then sleeping till we have energy to go at it again? I hope you have leftovers in the fridge because I'm not gonna want to take a single break for more than 20 minutes

Life is too short; flirt with your besties, talk kinks with them, get too intimate with them platonically share porn, jerk off to your besties, be the porn for your bestie, you’re each others favourite pornstar, cum for them, get overwhelmed and flustered and burn platonic boundaries and fall in love in a different kind of way. Jerk off to them cause they’re handsome.

@actinicoctarinegirl @briefoxx @thousandpaws @snout2snout @xx-kittencake-xx @xxshakesviolentlyxx

Woof 😵‍💫

Reblog if you hate distance and want to cuddle and love your fellow transfems (I'm one of them pleasepleasepleasepleasdpleaseplewsdple-)

girl that says ''ohh i knoww babyyy'' as shes slowly breaking me with her fingers. pushing that spot so good i cant see straight, or speak. stroking my teary face with her other hand. (please)

I have to admit I need someone to do this to me rn

I can confirm it would calm me her down

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

just one giant, horny blunt rotation over here